情色版的木兰诗[明星偶像]

 
情色版的木兰诗1

鸡鸡复鸡鸡，木兰裆裤湿，不闻吱呜声，惟闻女喘息。
问女何所湿？问男何所溢？女亦无所湿，男亦无所溢。
昨夜看Ａ片，女优大舔茎；影带十二捲，捲捲有爷名。
阿爷无老二，木兰无长胸，愿为穿马甲，从此被人征。
东市买香肠，西市买黄瓜，南市买蜡烛，北市买皮鞭。
朝辞六条通，暮宿华西街；不闻爷儿叫春声，但闻床上男女爽歪歪。
旦着水手服，暮穿护士装；不闻爷儿叫女声，但见金丝胡妓嘿咻咻。
万次吞戎鸡，张腿爽若飞，极乐按摩棒，奴隶战女王。
将军战百次，壮士十来回，归来皇帝睡，天子骑明堂。
连续十二爽，赏赐百千男，可汗问所欲，木兰想要上牛郎。
愿借猛驼千里骑，送我上天堂。
爷儿闻女来，出门喷豆浆，阿姐闻妹来，当户磨阴棒。
小弟闻姐来，磨枪霍霍上女郎。
开我小阴唇，尝你乾坤棒，脱我小夜衣，着我护士装。
当初是女王，如今美娇娘，出门看伙伴，伙伴皆惊惶。
同战十二载，不知木兰变态狂。

公狗爽歪歪，母狗腿开开，两犬傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？

情色版的木兰诗2

唧唧复唧唧，木兰当马骑，不闻女吟声，唯闻女叹息  
问男屌多大，问男屌多长，男屌亦不大，男屌亦不长  
昨夜见传单，淫楼大买女，聘书十二捲，捲捲有娘名  
阿孃无大妈，木兰无高潮，愿为市人马，从此替孃征  
东市搞一场，西市来一炮，南市吹一下，北市来滴辣  
朝辞淫楼去，暮宿洪得路，不闻爷孃唤女声，但闻木兰流水鸣溅溅  
旦辞洪得去，暮至阳明山，不闻爷孃唤女声，但闻满山车震声啾啾
洞里夹龙鸡，双峰渡若飞，唾液混精液，寒光照内衣  
将军床上死，壮士十秒归(归西的意思)，木兰见天子，天子骑木兰  
高潮十二次，赏赐百千强，可汗问所欲，木兰不用小老二  
愿借您的黑粗屌，送儿上天堂，爷孃闻女来，出郭相扶将
阿哥闻妹来，当户带套套，阿弟闻姐来，磨枪霍霍向木兰  
开我前花园，骑我后庭院，脱我学生服，着我护士装  
当窗理杂毛，对镜贴花黄，出门搞伙伴，伙伴皆惊惶
同行十二年，不知木兰技高超

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